Jerusalem Daily Prophet:
Itinerant Carpenter Runs Amok!
Today there was a riot within the temple square!
Changer’s tables overturned, with money everywhere.
Lambs and goats and pigeons were let out of their cages
And the temple guards were sorting things for ages!
It seems this fellow Jesus called the merchants cheats
And chased them from the courtyard throwing broken seats.
He had a lot of hangers on who claimed he was a saint
But I found someone from his past who tells us that he
ain’t!
Apparently the man comes from a Galilean town
And walked out on his carpentry letting people down.
No one in the village knew where he was heading!
The family has history, they had a shotgun wedding!
No wonder with a past like this the guy has run amok!
If he had been normal it would have been a shock!
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