Tuesday, 10 May 2011

Christmas Ode 2010

                                
Now listen well, my children, as I tell the Christmas Story
A sordid but inspiring tale that somehow ends in Glory.
There was a lowly peasant girl waiting to be wed
No doubt with some romantic thoughts about her marriage bed!
She then found she was pregnant and she couldn’t name the dad
All her friends and family assumed that she’d been bad!
She told them all a story - how an angel came at night
And with his awesome presence the room was filled with light.
He told her she was pregnant and her son would surely be
The true salvation of the world, who’d set all people free.
She’d told him this was nonsense as she was a virgin still.
He smiled and told her not to fear, as this was Heaven’s will.
And in that magic moment the spirit moved in power
And Mary knew she’d have a son conceived within that hour.
She told them that her cousin would have a son as well.
As Elizabeth was barren their reaction you can tell!
For sure no one believed her – they laughed right in her face
And sent her to her cousin’s house to hide her big disgrace.
But then the story changes for her cousin leapt for joy,
For she had had a dream regarding Mary’s baby boy.
There was still a bigger problem for Joseph had to know
And for a proud and upright man this would be a blow!
The man was justly angry and could not understand
How his true beloved could be so underhand.

He had some trouble sleeping as he pondered what to do

But then he had a visit from that mighty angel too!
He was told that Mary’s baby was a joy to all the earth
And that he should protect her for all that he was worth.
He took her to his birthplace as the Roman law required
So they could be counted. by the tellers Caesar hired.
There was no place to stay in as the little town was full
And for accommodation they had no special pull.
They camped out in a cow shed with all it’s muck and grime
And that was where the boy was born that Holy Christmas time.
There is no recollection of the pain there must have been
Nor none describe the anguish of that squalid birthday scene.
But yet we know that somehow when the birthing pains were done
They could be quite happy that God’s purpose had begun.
The Angel gathered shepherds from the fields above the town
And called them in to witness that strange king without a crown.

Then they guided Magi over many weary miles

To give this king their presents with payment of his smiles.
They had to flee the country to avoid a murderous plot
And wait till Mary’s scandal had been quite forgot.
The boy would grow up safely and the plot would be unfurled
He’d fulfil his destiny as the saviour of the world.

So as you eat your dinner with your presents all around
Spare a thought for Jesus and where he may be found.
Not in the lap of luxury that belongs to you and me
But in the muck and squalor so that all men may be free.

Happy Christmas

The Spirit of Christmas (A cautionary tale of Ebenezer Fletcher)

 Every Christmas he was more
Grumpy than he’d been before
He’d snap the head off anyone
Who thought they’d have a bit of fun
He’d shout if he was asked to do
Anything like clean the loo!
Everyone was scared to ask
For help with any household task.
They shook their heads and wrung their hands
When he refused their mild demands
Then one year he went too far
He shouted at them in his car!
Now you should know that fam’ly cars
Have Spirits who have magic powers!
That night the car arranged a treat
For Ebenezer in his seat.
The doors were locked and on his screen
Appeared to him the oddest scene
He saw himself on Christmas day
Enjoying the most merry play
He was a little boy in bed
With lots of presents round his head
He must have been the bestest boy
For Santa brought him every toy
A little boy could dream about
He woke his mum with merry shout!
Then the scene was blurred and changed
And round him two young kids were ranged
Mid squeals of joy and shouts of glee
Toys were unwrapped for all to see
These children too must have been good  
(Or Santa in forgiving mood!)
The parent’s eyes meet up above
The children’s lives are filled with love.
Once again the picture blurs
And another scene occurs.
A Christmas day with Grandchild there
And granddad with the whitest hair!
Again the little girl has been
The goodest girl you’ve ever seen
For Santa has left gifts galore
No little girl could ask for more.
The picture changes. It gets cold
For this Christmas he is old.
Much older than he is today
And he has no time for play
He’s even meaner than he’s been
The meanest man you’ve ever seen.
No one comes round on Christmas day
All his kids have gone away.
His Grandchild also doesn’t come
For he no longer is her chum
His wife just leaves him on his own
She doesn’t like to hear him moan.
Ebenezer blinks his eyes
And gasps aloud in great surprise.
The Spirits message is quite clear
He cannot wait another year
He must reform without delay
Or for his meanness he will pay.
He found that he could leave the car
And didn’t wait a single hour
He kissed his wife and hugged his kids
And started banging dustbin lids.
He waltzed his grandchild round the floor
And was his sunny self once more.
He did the things that he’d been tasked
Just as soon as he was asked.
With sunny smile and merry jest.
All in all he was the best!
Now Ebenezer ever since
Has been the most obliging prince.
He smiles and thanks his God above
For all the world He’s filled with love.

To the most loving family a man could have -
Merry Christmas
God Bless
Richard

34th Anniversary Ode


Oh Happy day that brought your love to me
That filled my lonely soul with love’s desire
And Cupid smiled and set his arrow free
To set two peoples fragile hearts on fire

A love like ours was always meant to be

A comfort when the fickle fates conspire.
Thou art the joy that fills my heart anew
With every day that passes since we met
Advisor when I know not what to do
And comfort when my world is overset.
My hope when all the world is in despair
Support when none but you can see my pain
Your warmth that makes me feel as free as air
Your love will always be my chiefest gain.

YOUR LIGHT


Show me your light, Oh Lord
I cannot find my way.
Show me your light, Oh Lord
Tell me what to say.

I am confused and troubled

Anger haunts my soul.
I am lost, dejected
but you can make me whole.
My life has lost its meaning,
my heavy heart despairs.
I now require spring cleaning
and bodywork repairs.

Where is your light, Oh Lord
I cannot find my way.
Where is your light, Oh Lord
Tell me what to say.

When I look round your people,
their faces all aglow.
Under tower or steeple,
singing there below.
A warmth enfolds my being,
my bitter thoughts recede.
My heart is filled with gladness.
You are my Lord indeed.

I now have felt your love, Lord.
I now can find your way.
Walking in your light, Lord,
You'll tell me what to say.

I want to know you more, Lord.
Forgive me for my fears.
I want to walk with you, Lord,
through all the passing years.
I know that if I' m weary
and stray along the road,
My Father will forgive me
and share my heavy load.

Keep me in your love, Oh Lord.
Always in your way.
Shining in your light, Oh Lord
each and every day.

Monday, 9 May 2011

An Ode for William Mather

Just William


Hello my name is William, I’m from the planet earth

And I’ve a lifetime’s mission to spread merriment and mirth.
Everywhere I’ve travelled they all remember me
For days so full of laughter and nights so full of glee.
All of those who met me I’m sure they will recall
A most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

I started courting Libby, worshipped from afar
For I was neither witty nor yet a sporting star.
I wasn’t much at dancing, I couldn’t play the flute
And I couldn’t catch her, she was so fleet of foot.
Yet she was just like putty. I’m so cute and small
With a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

Of course I’m an evangelist and talk of this or that
And when I go out walking I wear a funny hat.
I’m learning to be serious as vicars ought to be
But then I just remember the gifts God gave to me.
When sermons become boring and they begin to pall
I’ve a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

They sent me to West Bletchley for a carnival one day
With pads of drawing paper, I was meant to play.
I sat and drew for hours with a quick and agile pen
Friends were clucking round me like a broody mother hen.
I had no need of respite. I always heed the call
For a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

When we pray on We’n’sdays, around the break of dawn
Other hardy prayers just hide a weary yawn.
We pray with great solemnity for all St Mary’s folk
But always I remember you have to have a joke.
With a steaming cup of coffee, in the kitchen, by the wall
I’ve a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

I’m searching for some ‘Street Cred’ almost every day
It’s lucky I’ve got Libby to help me on my way.
She reminds me of appointments and keeps my socks in pairs.
She even has to tell me to go up or down the stairs.

As an asset to the kingdom I’m not a bit like Paul

I’ve a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

I’ve been around the country and on the mission field
I’ve been to war torn countries and prayed that they’d be healed.
I’ve penned both poems and pictures of all the things I’ve seen
And shared their hope and horror everywhere I’ve been.
And filling all my lectures in every church or hall
There’s a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

Now I’m off to pastures new, life surely won’t be dull.
It isn’t Hell or Halifax. I’ve just been called to Hull.
There’s plenty in the parish who do not know me yet.
There’s other folk in Bletchley who will not soon forget!
An unassuming minister, quite slim and not too tall
With a most infectious giggle and a smile for one and all!

The Greatest Christian

We’ve had the “Greatest Briton” vote
It wasn’t really fair
Was it only me that noticed
The Celtic fringe weren’t there?
No thought of William Wallace
Or even Jamie Watt.
No Glendower or Bernard Shaw

Or Rabbie Burns – what rot!


Still it made great telly
And the kids might just have learned
A little bit of history
And that freedom must be earned.
I’ve got another idea –
The “Greatest Christian Ever”
What a programme that would be.
A fabulous endeavour!

Let’s hear it for St. Richard
He’s got a perfect name
His work improving clergy
May be his claim to fame.
We use his prayer quite often.
It encourages us to strive
To be more close to Jesus
While we are alive.

There’s the children’s favourite,
St. Nicholas of course.
A man of generosity
And quite dynamic force.
He never had a reindeer
Nor even Christmas elves.
But yet it is his influence
That  empties toy-store shelves!

St. Paul was a fanatic
Filled with Holy zeal.
Pained with an affliction
Not even Luke could heal.
Had little time for women,
Wrote lots and lots of rules.
But yet his expose on Love
Is one of life’s great tools

You might consider Lizzie Fry.
Not C of E like us!
A Quaker to her finger tips.
She knew how to make a fuss.
It didn’t make her popular
They said she ought to stay
At home to raise her family
Or go to church and pray!

It might be your favourite minister
Or the one who writes the hymns.
Or those who overcome the loss
Of health, or wealth, or limbs.
We all will have a picture
Of the one that we admire
It could be to their humility
Or faith that we aspire.

John might be the only choice
For those on Mission bent.
He speaks with so much certainty
On every great event.
He implied that Jesus loved him
More than any other
But at the end, beside the cross,
He comforted Christ’s mother.

Theresa of Calcutta

Has her proponents too.
As well as those who told her
What she ought not to do!

She lived her live in poverty

Sharing all she had
With those who lived in squalor
And it didn’t make her sad.

Then you could take Barnabas
He didn’t take a lead
He just encouraged others
To do the mighty deed.
He didn’t look for glory
He always stood aside
Working in the background.
Never puffed with pride.

Then, my favourite, Peter
Who tried so hard to do
All that he imagined
His Lord would want him to.
He made so many errors.
Forever falling short.
And yet he always tried again
As any Christian ought.

We cannot all be preachers
With the wit to coin a phrase.
But we can all reflect our joy
In giving God the praise.
We cannot all be martyrs
Or rid the world of sin.
But we can all win converts
With a self-effacing grin!



There is no “Greatest Christian”.

We all must do our bit

Be it cleaning toilets
or using native wit.
There is a place for all of us.
Each and every one!
God’s love is all around us.
That’s why he sent his Son!

The Ideal Pastor


It's hard to find a pastor that meets your every need.
Some like to go around in suits, others wearing tweed.
The pious type are hard to take with voices like a reed,
then there are the skinny ones you'd really like to feed.
Some like to be quite chummy, drinking beer and mead,
to get to know their people in thought and word and deed.

The ideal pastor is the one who merely plants a seed!

Some preach with great solemnity for hours and hours on end.
Point out the road ahead is straight, doesn't have a bend
and use their mighty intellects to prove what they intend.
If you dare to challenge them they'll fire and brimstone send.
They make you feel you're sinful and that God's not your friend
unless you do just as they say and that your ways you'll mend.

The ideal pastor is the one with willing ear to lend!

Some feel that great solemnity is giving God his due,
forgetting the almighty has a sense of humour too.
They think that repetition makes a stronger point of view
and if you say it loud enough God will get the clue.
Following the latest trends must be the thing to do.
If it works in California, then it must work for you.

The ideal pastor reads the Word and makes it all seem new!

The search for such perfection is a salutary tale.
No human priest could ever be anyone's ideal.
God calls them from the schoolroom, and even British Rail,
one poor man he even put in the belly of a whale.
The task he sets is sure to make the strongest man go pale
but yet they all succeed in part, either girl or male

The ideal pastor trusts in God, so he will not fail!

He Knows My Name

1

He was born in poverty

two thousand years ago
his mum and dad were peasantry
who hadn’t any dough.
His cradle was a manger
with rough-cut wooden frame.
To me he was a stranger.
Yet, he knew my name!
2
Strangers came to seek him,
bearing gifts most rare.
Worshipping they greet him
in stable rude and bare.
A life of pain and glory,
they say that he will claim.
A strange and wondrous story.
Yet he knew my name!
3
He had to flee the country
to escape a mad king’s wrath.
Always going hungry,
on a beggars bowl of broth.
Hiding in the darkness,
afraid to show a flame
He was alone and friendless.
Yet he knew my name!
4
Home at last in Galillee
he learned the woodwork art.
Working with humility
on furniture, or cart.
To do the best with what he’d got
would always be his aim.
Perspiration was his lot.
Yet he knew my name!
5
In the Temple precinct,
with teachers of the law.
His knowledge and his insight
would fill them all with awe.
His parents might be worried
as back to town they came.
He only did his Father’s work.
Yet he knew my name!
6
Wandering in the wilderness,
fasting, thinking deep.
Pondering the godless
with little pause for sleep.
Perhaps he knew that people
would  always be the same.
Praying for the feeble.
Yet he knew my name!
7
Telling people stories
as he wandered by the sea.
Of  God and all his glories,
His love for you and me.
Assuaging every hunger
healing all the lame.
No thought of any danger.
Yet he knew my name.
8
Consorting with the riff-raff,
scorning those with pride.
He chose the cheating tipstaff
and called him to his side.
Content with tax collectors
and an ill-reputed dame.
He fuelled his detractors.
Yet he knew my name!
9
Riding to the city
with cheers and waving palms.
Yet still he showed some pity
to the beggars pleading alms.
Ask the money changers
if they thought that he was tame?
He just ignored the dangers.
Yet he knew my name!
10
He knew he would be taken.
He didn’t want to die.
Could he be mistaken?
He started asking why?
Yet all his friends were sleeping
to their own eternal shame.
His father’s plan he’s keeping
Yet he knew my name.
11
Betrayed within a garden
by a friend’s conceited kiss.
Healing those who guard him,
for he was born for this.
His friends have all deserted.
The High Priest wins his game.
He had him where he wanted.
Yet he knew my name!
12
They trumped up many charges
and they wouldn’t let him free
They ripped his back to ribbons
and nailed him to a tree.
He was pure and innocent
and yet he took the blame
for all our sins committed.
Yet he knew my name!
13
He rose again triumphant.
His spirit came at last
to stiffen all his followers
and sound the battle blast.
The fighting has been fierce and keen
The devil can still maim.
He will be victorious.
Yet he knows my name!
14
Throughout all the centuries
the war has ebbed and flowed.
The spirit of our God and King
has tramped our weary road.
I am just a private.
Not wishing pride or fame.
Failing all too often.
And yet he knows my name!